Category: Kim’s Crazy Blog
Sledding Isn’t For Sisses
For my entire life I thought of sledding as one of those magical things that happens on snow days. Snugly snow suits, friends giggling and hot cocoa waiting at the bottom of the hill. Thursday night just like a big brother telling you […]
Rite Aid Gone Terribly Wrong
Every once in a while you have a moment that freezes in time and you know you will remember forever. I had one of those on Saturday night in a Rite Aid in Flint. The evening began with me in a wonderful […]
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
I had the honor of being nominated by someone for the Circle of Moms Funniest Mom Blog contest. (Thank you for thinking of me). The top 25 blogs will be posted on their website for the next YEAR! Did I mention […]
Husky Hitchhikers
Last night I picked up two hitchhikers at the corner of Union Lake and Commerce Road. I know you are thinking “How does she get into these messes on a Thursday night” but it happened. I was driving home from Brad’s birthday […]
UPS Package Stalker
I am a stalker. There I have admitted it. I am not proud of it but I felt as my readers you should know that I have gone ape shit crazy when it comes to knowing where my packages are at any […]
Fifty Shades of Fitness
I always thought that if I found myself breathing heavy, flushed and there were ropes involved I would be in some sort of Fifty Shades of Grey scenario. Turns out that was not the case. Instead I was in my Fitness Revolution […]
Fitness Revolution
“I hope when I am gone, people will read my old blogs.” That was the thought running through my head as I laid on the scratchy turf trying to “plank” for thirty seconds. Nick, my trainer at Total Sports in Wixom yelled […]
Only Gains Since Last Loss ( Grief and Girdles)
It has been twenty pounds since anyone in our family has passed away. I know this for sure because recently I lost my dear Aunt Mary. She was my grandmother’s sister and one of the people I admired most in the world. […]
Fitness Training for the Exercise Impaired
Somewhere at the Total Sports Complex there is a personal trainer named Nick. I know this because he and I are supposed to meet tomorrow to begin my 10-week quest toward a new fit and fabulous Kim. The sad thing is that […]
Every time I think I have it all together and I am rocking this mom stuff I get reminded by my teenager of how off the mark I am. Apparently my ability to incorrectly mate socks is a sign that I am […]
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