Category: Kim’s Crazy Blog
Tupperware For Titties
http://www.jockey.com/Home/Bra Last weekend as I was browsing around the Jockey store I noticed a very cool display. There was pitcher of water and measuring taps and what looked like odd shaped Tupperware bowls on the table. A very perky woman was raving […]
Favorite Things For Summer
Word on the street is that it is supposed to be spring around here but the temperature is still dipping close to freezing at night. All this cold weather has left me nothing to do but shop online and drink wine. Lucky […]
Daycare and Diesel And…
…Things That Go Boom In The Night Spring has finally sprung and the time has come to open up the windows and let in some fresh air. The birds are chirping and you can hear lawn mowers off in the distance, unless […]
Massage Tension
It didn’t say anything in the brochure but I am assuming it is frowned upon when you fart during a massage. At least that was the assumption I was going on last night as I mastered the technique of clenching the lower […]
Forty Eight And Fabulous
I have come a long way since this photo was taken. My thighs are still chubby and my hair is still a hot mess but other than that I have learned a lot. On this my 48th birthday I have taken a […]
If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
Please pass me a Xanax and a glass of wine. My mother is visiting and I have one nerve left. Apparently I have just been lounging around thinking I was a productive effective parent and person when that couldn’t be further from […]
T.S.A. Help Me Understand
Can someone please explain to me why it is now o.k. to carry a knife on to an airplane but you practically get arrested when you try to bring four ounces of conditioner in your carry on ? What do they think […]
Southern Charm
Recently my friend Jennifer took a car trip to Disney with her three children under the age of ten. In my defense I tried to warn her against it, medicate her and prepare her for the worst. I bought her a new […]
Poise Pads and Puffs
There comes a time in every woman’s life when the unexpected sneeze can lead to “bladder leak”. Last week a friend sent me a text that read: “Sorry I can’t make it to lunch. I sneezed and peed my pants. ” There […]
Southern mothers have always been very “free” with their advice and opinions. You never have to wonder what my mother thinks about my outfit, my kids or my personal life. But lately she has felt the need to dole out her advice […]
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