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Fifty Shades of Fitness
I always thought that if I found myself breathing heavy, flushed and there were ropes involved I would be in some sort of Fifty Shades of Grey scenario. Turns out that was not the case. Instead I was in my Fitness Revolution […]

Please pass me a Xanax and a glass of wine. My mother is visiting and I have one nerve left. Apparently I have just been lounging around thinking I was a productive effective parent and person when that couldn’t be further from […]
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