UPS Package Stalker

I am a stalker.  There I have admitted it.  I am not proud of it but I felt as my readers you should know that I have gone ape shit crazy when it comes to knowing where my packages are at any […]

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Fifty Shades of Fitness

I always thought that if I found myself breathing heavy, flushed and there were ropes involved I would be in some sort of Fifty Shades of Grey scenario.  Turns out that was not the case.  Instead I was in my Fitness Revolution […]

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Fitness Revolution

“I hope when I am gone, people will read my old blogs.” That was the thought running through my head as I laid on the scratchy turf trying to “plank” for thirty seconds. Nick, my trainer at Total Sports in Wixom yelled […]

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Only Gains Since Last Loss ( Grief and Girdles)

It has been twenty pounds since anyone in our family has passed away. I know this for sure because recently I lost my dear Aunt Mary.  She was my grandmother’s sister and one of the people I admired most in the world. […]

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Fitness Training for the Exercise Impaired

Somewhere at the Total Sports Complex there is a personal trainer named Nick.  I know this because he and I are supposed to meet tomorrow to begin my 10-week quest toward a new fit and fabulous Kim. The sad thing is that […]

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Parallel Parking Is Stupid

I am so furious!  Looks like I am going to have to use my emergency Xanax to teach Michael how to parallel park.  Now you have been along for this crazy existence that I call my life and you know darn good and well […]

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New Cellphone Law Has Me Laughing

bit.ly/10m2SKD Read about the new bill here! Governor Snyder recently signed a law making it illegal for teens to talk on their cellphones while driving.  While I’m all about teens paying attention to the road and not their phones I thought the “talking” part was […]

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Laundry Jenga

Every week we have the same laundry ritual at my house.  Michael dumps his dirty laundry in the living room floor.  Usually it is around 9 p.m when I have no chance of getting it done before bedtime. I survey the pile […]

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Teens and Toilet Paper Rolls

I am searching for a scientific mind to perform a clinical study. I would like to know how much energy is required to change a toilet paper roll. This information is urgently needed so that I can decide what type of vitamins […]

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