Category: Kim’s Crazy Blog
New Cellphone Law Has Me Laughing
bit.ly/10m2SKD Read about the new bill here! Governor Snyder recently signed a law making it illegal for teens to talk on their cellphones while driving. While I’m all about teens paying attention to the road and not their phones I thought the “talking” part was […]
Exercise In Your Forties
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Laundry Jenga
Every week we have the same laundry ritual at my house. Michael dumps his dirty laundry in the living room floor. Usually it is around 9 p.m when I have no chance of getting it done before bedtime. I survey the pile […]
Teens and Toilet Paper Rolls
I am searching for a scientific mind to perform a clinical study. I would like to know how much energy is required to change a toilet paper roll. This information is urgently needed so that I can decide what type of vitamins […]
Sunday Night , Crisis Night
Sunday night at 10:30 is my least favorite time of the week. As any mother knows that is crisis time and no amount of planning or prayer will save you. Late Sunday night is always when your kids have a paper due […]
The Art Of Doing Nothing
There are certain talents that each of us are blessed with. Some take lots of practice to perfect and some just come naturally. My friend Tara and I discovered one of our natural talents twelve years ago while on a girls weekend. […]
Dooms Day Prepper Quiz Results
It’s official. I took the Doom’s Day Prepper quiz and if a catastrophic event occurs my survival time is approximately 0-1 week. I think they were being very generous. I was recently alerted to the fact that I might be the slightest bit unprepared when […]
Casserole From Hell
Last year was my first time joining the Reynolds family for Thanksgiving. Wanting to impress and make something yummy above and beyond what was requested I searched for a new recipe. One of my friends from work said she had just the […]
Seat Filler For My Son’s Social Life
There is nothing sadder than realizing that you have gone from the woman your son declared, when he was four, the only woman he wanted to marry, to a seat holder for his social life. I am now like the sad little […]
I am so furious! Looks like I am going to have to use my emergency Xanax to teach Michael how to parallel park. Now you have been along for this crazy existence that I call my life and you know darn good and well […]
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