Category: Kim’s Crazy Blog
Three Step Program
Today I thought about sticking a fork in my eye for pain relief. I assumed if I maimed myself that they would send me home from work. I really needed to be home under the covers with my emergency Xanax under my […]
Teenage Dementia
I am very afraid that my son has E.O.A.D. (early onset adolescent dementia) otherwise known as a P.I.M.A.( pain in my ass). I started to notice the symptoms as soon as he was able to talk. “I forgot” became a common phrase […]
Victoria Emerson Wrap Bracelets
If there is one accessory I have purchased in the last year that I can’t live without it’s my Victoria Emerson wrap bracelet! I own the clear crystal with brown leather and I wear it with everything from my scrubs to my dressy outfits. Go check […]
Divorce And The Bikini Wax
I had the privilege of attending the 2014 Erma Bombeck Writers Conference in April of this year. Please take a moment to enjoy my stand up routine from that event. Divorce and Bikini Wax: Both Painful and Expensive
Exercise Adultery
After 35 years you think you know a person. Recently someone close to me betrayed me and I couldn’t have been more shocked. I thought we had the same value system. I was sure that when everyone had forsaken me she would be the […]
If You Give A Girl A Slurpee…
If you give a girl a Slurpee it will break your mothers heart. Last night I called my son and ask him if he wanted me to bring him dinner and a Slurpee on my way home. “I’m not home. I am […]
Laundry Contract
As my son bestowed six or more loads of laundry on me tonight I remembered that at one time we had a laundry contract. The great thing about being a mom blogger is that you can dig the proof of said laundry […]
Fly Naked And Stand Up For The Best Price
I love a bargain. I will bargain hunt for anything and I love the feeling I get when I think I have saved money. My theory is the money I saved buying one thing can be used to purchase something else. Not […]
Girl Scout Crack a.k.a Cookies
WARNING: We are being invaded by little green vest wearing sugar dealers. It’s that time of year when everywhere you turn there is a cute little freckled face girl with a big smile and a Girl Scout cookie order form. They are […]
There is a good chance I am going to jail. Starting July 20, 2014 the Michigan State police are going to crack down on the offenders of the distracted driving law and step up their enforcement. Distractions are any thing that keeps […]
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