Category: Kim’s Crazy Blog
If It’s Not One Thing…It’s Your Mother!
I try to be a good daughter but some days I just don’t get the job done. I call my mother everyday. Please don’t be impressed. I do so because the two times I didn’t call her she fell and had to […]
Lunch Made With Love
If you ask anyone, especially my fiancee, they will tell you that my son Michael is spoiled. I prefer to think of him as well taken care of but the numbers are not in my favor. So far I am the only […]
Hell Has Frozen Over
Well people, check your weather app and if it doesn’t say hell has frozen over you better check again. I just signed up for a 5K. Yes, the person that gets irritated and winded when she has to walk from Macy’s to […]
Grasshopper On Board
“Please don’t exit the vehicle until it has come to a complete stop” are not words I thought I needed to say while driving with my daughter Ashley. I was very,very wrong. For a girl that takes days to clean her […]
Miley Cyrus: Friend or Ho
Y’all Miley Cyrus is bat shit crazy and so are her people. I find it hard to believe that her whole damn family as well as the people who wish to continue to make money off her image approved her “performance”. They […]
Home Alone The Grown Up Addition
Something really weird happened at my house last night. I was home alone. At first I wasn’t sure it was real so I walked around the house looking in all the rooms and getting verification. That my sound strange to you […]
30 Year Reunion
Today in the mail I received an invitation to my 30 year class reunion. Yes, you read that right! I have been out of high school for THIRTY YEARS!!! Holy crap! It is not possible that is has been 30 years since […]
Sammie Strikes Again
My grandmother is one of the sweetest ladies you will ever meet. She’s classy and smart and has worked hard all her life. Sometimes she looks so sweet and grandmother-like that you let your defenses down and that is when she “zings” […]
All Because Two People Fell In Love
This weekend my fiancee Brad and I completed his move into my home. We had been preparing for the transition for several months and thought we had covered all the bases. The first and most traumatic for me was to make room […]
Former presidents get their own museums, stars have their movies and athletes have their game footage. What do moms have? We have the Christmas videos. My kids and I watched old home movies over the holidays. It’s a favorite past time of […]