Lucky me!! Due to the recent stresses of my life I have been able to lose about 15 pounds. That’s the good news.

The bad news is I have lost it all in my butt and boobs. This is so not fair. Why can’t we designate where we want to lose…like maybe the stomach or upper arm area?

I don’t know any woman who ever dreamed of a flat butt or chest. If I was a Barbie and could twist my torso around I would have the perfect flat stomach and a J Lo bottom. As it is my bottom is concave and the only perk of being overweight…my Ds… are disappearing.

I always considered my chest to be a boob job sponsored by Hostess. It was painless and enjoyable. Now I get to add bra shopping to my list of holiday stress. Pray for me!