Category: Kim’s Crazy Blog
90 Days To Matrimony
Romance and red wine can get you in big trouble. On a recent weekend away my fiancée Brad and I were overcome with undying love and Sweet Bliss wine and the best idea we could come up with was to set […]
Are You Kidding Me? Is A Best Friend That Fits In Your Bag
When you are in the trenches of motherhood surrounded by kids, chaos and fluctuating hormones the most important thing to know is you aren’t the only one suffering. Misery loves company like a woman love shoes. Do you ever lie awake at night […]
High School Dances-Ten Things You Must Know
After eight years of chaperoning high school dances here are a few tidbits of knowledge I feel inclined to pass on. These observations are based on my personal experiences while manning the chaperone station. No names have been used in order to […]
Don’t Run Away It Gets Better—I Promise
Do you feel the child you are raising is never going to “grow up”? Do you fear they will be wondering around as a adult trying to get to work on time but unable to find their jacket? Do you envision a […]
Things Every Freshman Parent Needs To Know
Having your first-born become a high school freshman is a lot like giving birth. It’s painful, messy and not at all like you expected. Worst of all there are no drugs this time around to take away the pain. Be ready to […]
Welcome To Heidi–I Have A Sister!!
I have always dreamed that one day I would find the sister I never had and that we would wear the same size shoes. After reading Heidi Clements new book, Welcome To Heidi, I’m convinced that she’s the one. How can someone […]
Xanax, Cheap Wine And Green Folders
Crayons, crying kids, frazzled moms and missing folders are sure signs that back to school shopping is upon us. Just take a look the next time you go to Target. You can spot the panic on the faces of the parents and literally […]
Basement Boys
For the past four years I have been blessed with a group of boys inhabiting my home, particularly my basement. I affectionately call them “the basement boys”. I have watched as they have grown from young boys into men. Their peach fuzz has […]
Sex Spreadsheet Questions
I really feel sorry for the guy that decided to chronicle the fact that he can’t get laid by his own wife using a Sex Spreadsheet. Apparently every time he offered up his “services” and she declined he documented it complete with a […]
If you have ever dreamed of posing on the red carpet while the cameras flashed ,your dream is about to come true! On December 4 United Artists Theater of Commerce will be hosting the only Detroit premiere of Muffin Top: A Love […]