Month: May 2014
Exercise Adultery
After 35 years you think you know a person. Recently someone close to me betrayed me and I couldn’t have been more shocked. I thought we had the same value system. I was sure that when everyone had forsaken me she would be the […]
If You Give A Girl A Slurpee…
If you give a girl a Slurpee it will break your mothers heart. Last night I called my son and ask him if he wanted me to bring him dinner and a Slurpee on my way home. “I’m not home. I am […]
I had the privilege of attending the 2014 Erma Bombeck Writers Conference in April of this year. Please take a moment to enjoy my stand up routine from that event. Divorce and Bikini Wax: Both Painful and Expensive