I have always dreamed that one day I would find the sister I never had and that we would wear the same size shoes.

After reading Heidi Clements new book, Welcome To Heidi, I’m convinced that she’s the one.  How can someone so funny and snarky not be related to me in some way? Can the love of purple glitter platform shoes be genetically passed down?

As soon as I put down Welcome To Heidi, I mailed her a DNA test kit. I was giddy as I swabbed my cheek and dreamed of late night talks about her boobs being made of memory foam (her third set), our mutual dream that one day someone will tell us we look anorexic and the fact that we both judge people by their shoes!

As a special treat I have decided to give you a sneak peak into my “sister’s” book before she takes out a restraining order against me. The fabulous and funny people at Humor Outcasts published Welcome To Heidi. Humor Outcasts is the capitol of the land of funny, where the laughter never ends!

So enjoy Welcome to Heidi! One hilarious, snarky, honest, make you pee your pants funny book with a fabulous pink cover!! (Do you think she looks like me?)

Happy Reading!!!  Heidi ChapterII (2)

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