Yesterday at work I decided to take a very unofficial poll to help poor Representative Wiener find out where exactly he went wrong with his brilliant plan to entice women with a photo of his penis.

I asked 25 random women of various ages the following question:

If a guy wanted to send you a picture to get you excited, should he send a picture of an awesome purse, a killer pair of shoes, or a picture of his “wiener”.

Results were as follows:  Purse – 19  Shoes – 6  Wiener – 0

Maybe Representative Wiener should follow the advice that I am sure he received during his first Communications 101 class……Know you audience!  I am just saying it could have saved him a lot of embarrassment.