Month: March 2013
If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
Please pass me a Xanax and a glass of wine. My mother is visiting and I have one nerve left. Apparently I have just been lounging around thinking I was a productive effective parent and person when that couldn’t be further from […]
T.S.A. Help Me Understand
Can someone please explain to me why it is now o.k. to carry a knife on to an airplane but you practically get arrested when you try to bring four ounces of conditioner in your carry on ? What do they think […]
Southern Charm
Recently my friend Jennifer took a car trip to Disney with her three children under the age of ten. In my defense I tried to warn her against it, medicate her and prepare her for the worst. I bought her a new […]
I have come a long way since this photo was taken. My thighs are still chubby and my hair is still a hot mess but other than that I have learned a lot. On this my 48th birthday I have taken a […]
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