It takes time to make all your dreams come true.
and I will give it a little more time..Just kidding! I am having alot of fun writing for the Oakland Press but want I really want is my own column. I already blog but I would love to have a chance to […]
Laundry Memo
To: Children residing in the Eller household From: The Laundry Maven Date: April 28, 2010 RE: All things laundry. Please find below new policies that are being instituted immediately. 1. There will be no laundry accepted after 8 p.m.. Any laundry received […]
Internship….
Thank you to everyone who sent well wishes my way today. This morning at 9:30 a.m. I began my four week internship at the Oakland Press. By about 9:35 I was thinking “what the hell was I thinking?”. Starting something new at […]
Guilt is a dirty word…
One thing they don’t tell you when you are giving birth to your first child is that this is the last guilt free day of your life. I am convinced that along with the saline in that IV there is also a […]
A squirrel and four nuts…..
When I was little my family lived on a farm. Our house was technically in the middle of a soybean field. It was a four room ( not four bedroom…) house built by grandfather. We lived very simply. Our idea our interior […]
Those annoying police….
Yesterday I was in a nail salon getting my nails done when I noticed three very attractive young girls in their early twenties come in and sit down for mani/pedis. They started talking and of course having nothing better to do than […]
The Poop Predicament
When you have children..especially the first one…you can only imagine how special and wonderful it is going to be. All the snuggling , reading books, baking amazing Martha Stewart like Christmas cookies and just being dazzled by the brilliance of your genetic […]
"You don’t smell like Michael"
Had a great Halloween with the kids…Ashley went to a bonfire and then came back to the house with friends and played poker for candy. If you thought the tension was high between grown me playing for money, you should have seen […]
For those of you that aren’t facebook friends of mine I wanted to let you know what crazy adventure I have gotten myself into this time. I got an email from my friend Jennifer and it said “this is screaming your name”. […]