Kate is looking for Mr. Right
Word just in…Kate Gosselin is looking for Mr. Right and says “it would be nice if a guy noticed me”. She is sporting a rock hard bikini body and ready to date. I don’t think a guy noticing you is the problem. […]
The Never Ending Job of Motherhood
Yesterday while talking to my husband I mentioned that I really needed to do laundry on Sunday. “Really, I just did all the laundry.” he said with a smug look on his face. “When did you do all the laundry?” I questioned. […]
Weight Watchers
After my failed attempt at exercise I thought it might be easier and less stressful to start limiting my intake. I stopped by the Weight Watchers office and became a card carrying member. Booklets in hand I headed into the meeting to […]
The Worst First Day of the Rest of My Life
I am a 45 year old perimenopausal woman. I am aging at a rapid pace. I am gaining weight faster than the Titanic took on water. It’s not fair, it’s not fun and there appears to be no end in sight. Today […]
It’s the Law
Tomorrow my daughter Ashley begins her senior year. I can’t believe how fast the years have flown by since her first day of kindergarten. To say I was upset about her heading off into the harsh world of kindergarten would be an […]
Help..my grandmother is feeding me to death!
Every time I visit my grandmother on our family farm in Tennessee the same thing happens. The visit begins with “Are you hungry?” and ends with “Do you want something to take on the road?”. No matter what time I arrive she […]
Define Emergency
As most couples do, my husband and I disagree from time to time. Over the years our most heated arguments have been over what constitutes an emergency. For example: When long distance was being charged by the minute instead of the lovely […]
Reality Bites….sometimes.
Why is it every season on the Real Housewives someone gets the idea that they can sing? Seriously, do these ladies not have friends or a mother to tell them that they are not at all talented? The show is supposed to […]
MacGyver Drawer Withdrawal
I used to be a normal person. Then I became a mom. This became very evident yesterday as my daughter and I unpacked the kitchen. She had the task of unpacking the craft/school supplies drawer. We have a very large drawer in […]
It seems as if every year the same thing happens. I spend the entire summer and spring growing my hair out and as soon as it gets long I want to cut it. Here is the problem. I have baby fine hair. […]