After conquering the cupcake wars of Washington, Ashley and I settled into our room at the Georgetown Inn.  Lovely room with a lovely view of all kinds of shops to explore. Just seeing the Lacoste sign made me giddy.  Some people like […]

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Mrs. Eller Goes To Washington – Part Two

Ashley and I finally arrived in the nations’ capitol.  It was a perfect uneventful drive.  When I say uneventful I mean the Pennsylvania Turnpike is the most boring stretch of highway I have ever encountered.  I understand now why the Amish population […]

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Mrs. Eller goes to Washington

Sunday night I was browsing Facebook when I noticed a post on the Glamour Belles page.  Glamour Belles is a new reality show on Lifetime that takes place in formal wear shop in a little town in Tennessee.  The kids and I […]

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It Is Just Stuff….

At least that is what I keep telling myself.  My divorce has finally come to an end and my husband will be moving out in a few days.  After a very emotional ten months of back and forth and lawyers and court […]

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The One Left At The Window

Yesterday my friend Shawna and I were having lunch with our girls after a college shopping expedition.  They finished first and were sitting outside the restaurant soaking up some sun. Gazing upon these beautiful grown up young ladies we couldn’t help but reminisce […]

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The Vacuum Sucks Too!

I have been hearing that the opinion of the teens is my household is that these summer rules “suck” which leads me to Survival Tip #3: Vacuuming. We have a wonderful Bosch vacuum.  I know this because it was one of my […]

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Summer Survival Tip #2

Laundry First let me remind you that a load of laundry is when the washer is full of dirty clothes.  A load is not two socks that don’t match and the shorts you want to wear today.  Remember we talked before about […]

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Tips for Surviving Summer

Dear Eller children: For the next few days I will be giving you tips on how to survive the summer. By survive I mean how to make it to September without our neighbors being interviewed on Channel 4 talking about how sweet […]

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Unofficial Weiner Poll Results

Yesterday at work I decided to take a very unofficial poll to help poor Representative Wiener find out where exactly he went wrong with his brilliant plan to entice women with a photo of his penis. I asked 25 random women of various ages […]

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