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Mrs. Eller Goes To Washington – Part Two
Ashley and I finally arrived in the nations’ capitol. It was a perfect uneventful drive. When I say uneventful I mean the Pennsylvania Turnpike is the most boring stretch of highway I have ever encountered. I understand now why the Amish population […]
Mrs. Eller goes to Washington
Sunday night I was browsing Facebook when I noticed a post on the Glamour Belles page. Glamour Belles is a new reality show on Lifetime that takes place in formal wear shop in a little town in Tennessee. The kids and I […]
It Is Just Stuff….
At least that is what I keep telling myself. My divorce has finally come to an end and my husband will be moving out in a few days. After a very emotional ten months of back and forth and lawyers and court […]
The One Left At The Window
Yesterday my friend Shawna and I were having lunch with our girls after a college shopping expedition. They finished first and were sitting outside the restaurant soaking up some sun. Gazing upon these beautiful grown up young ladies we couldn’t help but reminisce […]
The Vacuum Sucks Too!
I have been hearing that the opinion of the teens is my household is that these summer rules “suck” which leads me to Survival Tip #3: Vacuuming. We have a wonderful Bosch vacuum. I know this because it was one of my […]
Summer Survival Tip #2
Laundry First let me remind you that a load of laundry is when the washer is full of dirty clothes. A load is not two socks that don’t match and the shorts you want to wear today. Remember we talked before about […]
Tips for Surviving Summer
Dear Eller children: For the next few days I will be giving you tips on how to survive the summer. By survive I mean how to make it to September without our neighbors being interviewed on Channel 4 talking about how sweet […]
Unofficial Weiner Poll Results
Yesterday at work I decided to take a very unofficial poll to help poor Representative Wiener find out where exactly he went wrong with his brilliant plan to entice women with a photo of his penis. I asked 25 random women of various ages […]
After conquering the cupcake wars of Washington, Ashley and I settled into our room at the Georgetown Inn. Lovely room with a lovely view of all kinds of shops to explore. Just seeing the Lacoste sign made me giddy. Some people like […]