Category: Kim’s Crazy Blog
Karma Is A Bitch If You Are
My daughter has high expectations for how people should act. She has been raised right, but she is quickly learning that not everyone has been. She has begun her summer job as a cashier and she has already had to face the […]
Gambling Soccer Mom
Lauri Caruso, 39, while working as an accounts bookkeeper at International Door in Canton embezzled 650,000.00 and gambled it all away. This seemingly ordinary mom went from a casual gambler to a high roller betting and losing up to 10,000.00 a day. […]
Gingerbread Mom
Bombarding the news lately is the story of the mom that “allegedly” put her little red haired girl in the tanning bed with her. Just to prove what a great mom she is she spent the weekend after she was arrested turning her […]
Avon Calling
Senior Picture 1983 Just when I was feeling like I wasn’t looking so bad for […]
Date Night Carpool
Saturday night I attempted to have a date night with my handsome fiancee and ended up riding around with four teenage boys drinking Slurpees. Frozen coke runs does not a date night make or so I thought. It started with a 4:30 […]
No Right To Bare Arms
Friends don’t let friends forearms flap socially! There comes a point in every woman’s life when Mother Nature, gravity and […]
Coach Mom Calls Perfect Game
All would be right with the world if moms coached all sports. I know this because whether I am sitting in the basketball bleachers or at the baseball fields we always seem to have all the answers. We know which kids should be […]
Spend My Money?
I always thought money was money. Recently I have learned that there is my money that is completely and totally spendable and their money which is completely and totally not. Let me explain. For example, if we are at the Foot Locker […]
Memory Loss Foot Injury
Two day ago I tripped and hurt my foot. This occurred because I have such a bad memory. Let me explain. I was letting my overindulged dog outside for the umpteenth time, trying to talk on my cell phone and grab the […]
I finally found a second language that my son can speak fluently….Retail! Of course this fluency comes with a hefty price tag but it is like music to my ears. We were both born to shop and as his mother it is […]