Month: June 2011
Summer Survival Tip #2
Laundry First let me remind you that a load of laundry is when the washer is full of dirty clothes. A load is not two socks that don’t match and the shorts you want to wear today. Remember we talked before about […]
Tips for Surviving Summer
Dear Eller children: For the next few days I will be giving you tips on how to survive the summer. By survive I mean how to make it to September without our neighbors being interviewed on Channel 4 talking about how sweet […]
Unofficial Weiner Poll Results
Yesterday at work I decided to take a very unofficial poll to help poor Representative Wiener find out where exactly he went wrong with his brilliant plan to entice women with a photo of his penis. I asked 25 random women of various ages […]
Twelve Years Later….
Twelve years ago my daughter Ashley finished kindergarten and exited the school bus looking quite triumphant. We hugged and as we walked back to our house I said to her, “Just think, next year you will be going to first grade.” She […]
I have been hearing that the opinion of the teens is my household is that these summer rules “suck” which leads me to Survival Tip #3: Vacuuming. We have a wonderful Bosch vacuum. I know this because it was one of my […]