M & M’s melt in your mouth…

not in your hand, but they will melt on your butt if your seat heater is on. Why Kim….How do you know this to be true you ask? I know this because I walked around Michael’s birthday party with a big poopy […]

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You can’t GIVE play dough away

Recently I decided to clean out my over the counter medicine cabinet. You can only catch so many bottles of Robitussin before your luck runs out so it was definitely time. In the process of cleaning I came across a tote on […]

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Abercrombie & Wench update

When my faithful and loving parents got to the store that was 90 miles from their home the jacket that Kit-Kat refused to hold was the WRONG jacket. It did not have a hood. The hood is apparently a necessity for Michael. […]

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Huckabee

I just want to state right now for the record that I do not wish to live in a country where the president’s name is Huckabee. That is just wrong. I can’t even take that name seriously during the primaries much less […]

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Abercrombie & Wench

Michael’s birthday is coming up on the 16th and as usual there is the after Christmas scramble for the perfect present. This year he had his eye set on a hooded fur lined sweatshirt from Abercrombie and Fitch. As I began looking […]

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Steven Grant

I know , I know I haven’t blogged since December 10. All your heckling and snide remarks are noted. You’ll be happy to know that I am back in the groove and have many things this new year to blog. As soon […]

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