Every time I think I have it all together and I am rocking this mom stuff I get reminded by my teenager of how off the mark I am.
Apparently my ability to incorrectly mate socks is a sign that I am not getting this whole mom thing down.
I made the grievous error of mating two Nike Elite socks as a large and an extra large. You can stop reading for a moment if you need to say a silent prayer for me. How could I have been so blind? That must be at least a ten on the neglect meter. There is probably a direct hotline to Child Protective Services just for Nike Elite mishaps like these. I mean really after I paid 16.00 a pair for them the least I could do is show them the respect of getting them mated correctly.