Miley Cyrus: Friend or Ho

lollipop dipped in crazyY’all Miley Cyrus is bat shit crazy and so are her people. I find it hard to believe that her whole damn family as well as the people who wish to continue to make money off her image approved her “performance”.  They all need to be slapped hard in the face and head.

Let’s start with the underwear that appeared to be made out of a fruit roll-up.  Was that to make her more appealing to the younger crowd? Are we going to see the fruit roll up ensemble as we approach prom season?

Second, she really isn’t talented.  The poor girl can’t sing and if she could she wouldn’t need to show her veejay jay to get attention.  If you have talent you can get on that stage in jeans and a t-shirt and impress.  Lack of vocal performance can’t be replaced by your “all I need is a pole” routine.

Finally she is the poster child for the theory that money can’t buy class. She has nothing that is going to provide her any longevity in the music business and what is more alarming is that she has no one in her life to tell her that she looks like a cheap stripper out there.  To me that is the saddest part of the whole thing.  There apparently isn’t anyone in her circle that could stand up and help her cover up.

Poor little Miley.  You proved nothing to the world other than you have a really great wax job and really poor vocal quality and judgement.  What she needs is a mother to snatch her off that stage and shake some sense into her. There are some things you can never escape and her crotch shot seen round the world is always going to be one of them for her.

 

 

 

Overweight? What Else Is New?

icons_2My Caribbean vacation began one snowy cold morning around 3:15 a..m.  For those of you that now me that is early for me to be functional and upright.

However since I was leaving the cold for a warm sandy beach with my sweetheart I was in a wonderful mood and ready to travel.  That was until they weighed my suitcase.

I don’t really understand why that in the past few years it has become so important to have your suitcase weigh under fifty pounds.  Every time I ask I get some b.s. answer about balancing the plane, blah, blah, blah….  If that is true how in the world did we ever balance the plane before this rule? And won’t all the guys that only pack three things make up for all of us women that pack everything but the Christmas tree?  Sounds perfectly logical to me. And if I am having to pay $25.00 for my bag to fly shouldn’t I be able to pack what I want? I digress. [Continue Reading]