Tag: xanax
If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
Please pass me a Xanax and a glass of wine. My mother is visiting and I have one nerve left. Apparently I have just been lounging around thinking I was a productive effective parent and person when that couldn’t be further from […]
Parallel Parking Is Stupid
I am so furious! Looks like I am going to have to use my emergency Xanax to teach Michael how to parallel park. Now you have been along for this crazy existence that I call my life and you know darn good and well […]
…Things That Go Boom In The Night Spring has finally sprung and the time has come to open up the windows and let in some fresh air. The birds are chirping and you can hear lawn mowers off in the distance, unless […]