Massage Tension

It didn’t say anything in the brochure but I am assuming it is frowned upon when you fart during a massage. At least that was the assumption I was going on last night as I mastered the technique of clenching the lower […]

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Parallel Parking Is Stupid

I am so furious!  Looks like I am going to have to use my emergency Xanax to teach Michael how to parallel park.  Now you have been along for this crazy existence that I call my life and you know darn good and well […]

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