Fifty Shades of Fitness
I always thought that if I found myself breathing heavy, flushed and there were ropes involved I would be in some sort of Fifty Shades of Grey scenario. Turns out that was not the case. Instead I was in my Fitness Revolution […]
Fitness Revolution
“I hope when I am gone, people will read my old blogs.” That was the thought running through my head as I laid on the scratchy turf trying to “plank” for thirty seconds. Nick, my trainer at Total Sports in Wixom yelled […]
Only Gains Since Last Loss ( Grief and Girdles)
It has been twenty pounds since anyone in our family has passed away. I know this for sure because recently I lost my dear Aunt Mary. She was my grandmother’s sister and one of the people I admired most in the world. […]
Fitness Training for the Exercise Impaired
Somewhere at the Total Sports Complex there is a personal trainer named Nick. I know this because he and I are supposed to meet tomorrow to begin my 10-week quest toward a new fit and fabulous Kim. The sad thing is that […]
Parallel Parking Is Stupid
I am so furious! Looks like I am going to have to use my emergency Xanax to teach Michael how to parallel park. Now you have been along for this crazy existence that I call my life and you know darn good and well […]
New Cellphone Law Has Me Laughing
bit.ly/10m2SKD Read about the new bill here! Governor Snyder recently signed a law making it illegal for teens to talk on their cellphones while driving. While I’m all about teens paying attention to the road and not their phones I thought the “talking” part was […]
Exercise In Your Forties
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Laundry Jenga
Every week we have the same laundry ritual at my house. Michael dumps his dirty laundry in the living room floor. Usually it is around 9 p.m when I have no chance of getting it done before bedtime. I survey the pile […]
Teens and Toilet Paper Rolls
I am searching for a scientific mind to perform a clinical study. I would like to know how much energy is required to change a toilet paper roll. This information is urgently needed so that I can decide what type of vitamins […]
I am a stalker. There I have admitted it. I am not proud of it but I felt as my readers you should know that I have gone ape shit crazy when it comes to knowing where my packages are at any […]